Thursday, June 29, 2006

An IRRESTIBLE experience


You can’t believe what happened! What am I telling? Of course you will have to believe what I say, because it really did happen, it happens to everyone and only a few humble would put it in words. Well, I think it is enough! I should tell you what happened, Wait! Why not try yourself, I am sure it would be an IRRESTIBLE experience, believe me, it is seriously IRRESTIBLE. You can try, do the following

a) Drink loads of water. (Three or more litres preferred!)
b) Eat some ice cream (Or you can do with even a lolly)
c) Have some fruit juice (More thin juice would help! Like squash or apple juice but definitely no milk shakes)


Now the main thing to experience the ultimate! In the mean time, think of what all you had earlier. Take deep breaths and if possible append your liquid intake. Um…now your ultimate decision to experience the best experience. Don’t go to loo for next three hours. Let you control the nature. You know what next after this prelude of activities that you followed to have a great experience.

R u like Grrrr on me right now…….sorry; however it is the best experience a person can ever have. Thought would share something with everyone! I am sorry if you were expecting anything else. Honestly, it would be your most IRRESTIBLE experience, the word IRRESTIBLE used both as an adjective and a verb.

9 comments:

myaxl said...

Grrrrr........

myaxl said...

Oh yes..thats always ther..I will definately take some fond memories along..but i am very happy:-))

Nithya said...

lol!

Chandan V said...

That are few simple things in life which triggers the pleasure center in our cerrebra such a way that, U fee like u are next to god. Nice to hav come across ur blog. Keep it going.

Some more examples:

Dring water when u r real thirsty.

Taking a dump after two days ( That too in a forest).

Getting some thing to eat when u r hungry.

Lemme stop or I may gross u out

Guru said...

myaxl...sry.. i did say u may feel Grrr..:)

Nithya : thanks

Chandan: You are absolutely true, u acknowledge them, only a few do .. I appreciate it; however it would be decent on this public page to limit our grossness :) what do u say?

krispa said...

maga sooper blog ...

Harsha S Rao said...

Isnt it "Irresistable", or was the spell change deliberate?!!

Guru said...

@harsha..

i dint notice that at all..neither did the MS word... no the mis spelling is not deliberate ... i will leave it like that...

good observation..!

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